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Salon’s error haikus

 

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
                     David J. Liszewski


Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
                     Ian Hughes


Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
                     Peter Rothman


The Web site you seek
Can not be located but
Countless more exist.
                     Joy Rothke


Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
                     Suzie Wagner


This site has been moved.
We’d tell you where, but then we’d
have to delete you.
                     Charles Matthews


Aborted effort:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
                     Mike Hagler


First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
So beautifully.
                     Simon Firth


A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
                     James Lopez


The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao until
You bring fresh toner.
                     Bill Torcaso


Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
                     David Ansel


You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
                     Cass Whittington


Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
                     Francis Heaney


Login incorrect.
Only perfect spellers may
enter this system.
                     Jason Axley


No keyboard present
Hit F1 to continue
Zen engineering?
                     Jim Griffith


Hal, open the file
Hal, open the damn file, Hal
open the, please Hal
                     Jennifer Jo Lane


With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
                     Howard Korder


Having been erased,
The document you’re seeking
Must now be retyped.
                     Judy Birmingham


Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
                     Margaret Segall


Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
                     David Dixon

Selected winners of the esteemed
Salon.com’s Haiku error contest

 

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