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A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
David J. Liszewski
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
Ian Hughes
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Peter Rothman
The Web site you seek
Can not be located but
Countless more exist.
Joy Rothke
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
Suzie Wagner
This site has been moved.
We’d tell you where, but then we’d
have to delete you.
Charles Matthews
Aborted effort:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
Mike Hagler
First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
So beautifully.
Simon Firth
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
James Lopez
The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao until
You bring fresh toner.
Bill Torcaso
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
David Ansel
You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Cass Whittington
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
Francis Heaney
Login incorrect.
Only perfect spellers may
enter this system.
Jason Axley
No keyboard present
Hit F1 to continue
Zen engineering?
Jim Griffith
Hal, open the file
Hal, open the damn file, Hal
open the, please Hal
Jennifer Jo Lane
With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
Howard Korder
Having been erased,
The document you’re seeking
Must now be retyped.
Judy Birmingham
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
Margaret Segall
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
David Dixon
Selected winners of the esteemed
Salon.com’s Haiku error contest
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